And This Is Stiletto, My "Lesbian" Friend

Originally Posted On Old Blog 3/4/2009

I have a lot of straight people in my life, I’m very fortunate that for the most part they support me and my family in all its homo glory. I was lucky enough that when I came out I didn’t really have any negative feedback and didnt lose any of my true friends to my faggotry but I have become “the gay friend” to quite a few people.
First off let me say that I really don’t mind being the first person you have ever been close to that is gay. It’s in someways a privlegde, I am lucky enough to be a bit of spice and diversity in your social circle, and in some cases I get to be the person that helps you to be more open minded, to not feel like we are a whole other species, and to possibly change your perspective for the better. I feel like by being out of the closet and in some cases subjecting myself to those who know no other way then what the bible and their conservative ideals have taught them I am doing a small part in helping the gay community as a whole.
So now that I have mentioned the positives, here are the negatives for being the “gay friend”. Having to always be your ticket into gay culture, having to holding your hand and protect you from the predatory lesbians and drag queens who want to compare their falseys to your realsys at the local queer club, also the fact that when we go out I have to fight you to go to the queer club. Also after losing that battle, having to forgo kissing my girlfriend to avoid the dirty looks from the breeders, and having to protect my ASSests from frat boys wanting to play grab ass at your favorite club. Other problems is how you introduce me to people, “this is Stiletto shes my lesbian friend I was telling you about”. You don’t hear me saying to anyone who will listen “this is Cupcake, she enjoys art, vegan food, and oh by the way she loves the cock.” I don’t go around informing everyone who you bed so why not leave it up to me to out myself to the other people in your life when i feel like it. Another problem with being your friend of the homo variety, the fact that you automatically assume that i’m hitting on you if I say you look nice. Is every straight male in your life attracted to you? I think not! So not every lesbian wants you either and frankly you just aren’t my type.

Here’s my list of do’s and don’ts for having a lesbo in your social circle!

• Don’t treat my relationships like they aren’t on the same level as yours just because we legally can’t get married, file taxes together, or have kids the good old fashioned way.
• Do love me unconditionally no matter who I’m fucking or thinking about fucking, its no different then me seeing past who your bring home these days.
• Don’t out me to people I just met, leave that to me, i’m the one whose living it so trust me I know how and when to do it.
• Do use me as an example of how you can be a professional, in a serious relationship, have great kids who are extremely well adjusted to bust any of those horrible gay myths out there!
• Don’t make me pretend to be your girl friend in gay social settings because honestly it wont work. I know you may not want to get hit on but the community already knows me, my type and my lover.
• Do expand your horizons, ask me questions you don’t understand about gay culture, rights and anything else you can think of.
  

And last but not least….

• Don’t get drunk and try to make out with me just because your bicurious, if you really want to give it a shot i’m sure I can find someone who would love to be your first time.
  Follow these rules and our friendship will be great, plus I can direct you the fabulous wonder that is drag shows, the best sex toys and even to some hot dykes should you ever decide to switch teams.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Casual Encounters-Craigslist For Femmes

Originally Posted On Old Site 3/2/2009

Single and ready to mingle? High Femme Looking for the butch of her dreams or atleast someone to keep her warm for the night? Crusing the gay bars but falling under the radar? Any of this sound familiar to the femmes out there? Probably because it happens to the best of us.
Before I met Nightrider I found myself looking for nookie in all the wrong places. I would go to the local gay watering holes and find myself in a sea of lesbians but the only people to notice me were the straight men trolling for a bisexual to change. What was wrong with me I asked myself. Was I unattractive to women, maybe I wasn’t really a lesbian and they could see it, maybe i was just undesirable in general. It was really none of these things, it was just I was a femme, and easily invisible to the gay eye. Rather then sacrafice my own gender identity to fit to the mold of the the strong andro/scene member of the lesbian community here in good old Boise and get picked up at bars I had to find other venues of booty. Enter Craigslist.
While i owe some of my best romps and my overall best love to Craigslist, using it is still not something I am proud of admitting. While i don’t mind confirming that yes I met a great one night stand or two on that site i don’t enjoy it as the honest answer when i’m asked the fatal question of where I met Nightrider.
Aside from my own issues, Craigslist is great for the task at hand. That is if your task is to meet a nice butch to fuck you senseless and leave before the sun comes up. Each major city has a craigslist board and then in the personal section there is typically a women seeking women section as well as a good old casual encounters section. I wouldn’t rule out either one when virtually trolling for some silicone cock. While casual encounters is for just that, CASUAL ENCOUNTERS, the women seeking women section can be for many things, weather it be for a one night stand, finding a good fuck buddy, giving your bicurious natures a shot or anything else your little sex crazed brains and loins can handle.
So femmes out there looking for some loving and having a hard time finding it, put your creativity to the test. Write up a personal ad detailing the lovely things about your fishnet covered legs, sparkling personality, utlrafemme grooming habbits, and boutiful breasts and find your own femme loving collar to leave traces of your favorite lipstick all over.